Movie Review: The Walking Deceased

STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review

WRITER: I love Broken Lizard! And I wanna f*** with Walking Dead fans.

DIRECTOR: We should make a movie. 

OMG I have the munchies. Man, I want some froyo. yum. What were we just talking about?
PRODUCER: It'll be hilarious. Seriously funny at first. Then who the hell cares. Zombies...huh huh huh...
WRITER: Yeah. Zombies rock. I have an idea to start, but finishing it is something different.

PRODUCER: Huh huh. Zombies. Lizards. We were talking about lizards.
DIRECTOR: Zombie lizards. What were we just talking about?
WRITER:...uh...
PRODUCER:...uh...
DIRECTOR:...Man I want some froyo...

WRITER: Shut up, dude.