Movie Review: Seance - Killer in the Dark

1/8 STAR

The Pitch Review

PRODUCER: How did you know they were porn stars?

DIRECTOR: Well, other than having familiarity with that genre... But I get your point. All Hollywood and LA women seem to favor porn-star-chic when it comes to the hair, makeup, and costuming.

WRITER: I used to write for pornos, you know.
PRODUCER: We know. So, Corey. This is all for you, ya know.
COREY: That's cool.
DIRECTOR: I'm sure we can wing the lighting, sound, and anything else about the film. Let's make a movie, huh?! I'll be okay refunding people's lives back their wasted time watching this if it doesn't make all of us mega stars! Heck, with Cory, there's no way this can lose!

PRODUCER: Fantastic! Then you won't mind if I spent half the budget already. On acting lessons for Cory & the cast.

CORY: Shut up, Producer.