Movie Review: Let the Right One In

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The Pitch Review

DIRECTOR: Vee vill maik zee moohvee. Ahnd eet vill bee beeyooteefool...

ahnd dark, veeth zee feeleeng oof...how joo say.."Studio Ghilbi." Zee beeyooteefool moments

zaht are alwayees zehr, boot un-noteeced.

Foohl oof eenosense and bloohd and death and luvh.

Becuhz troo luvh doozent judge - eez timeless. Like zee vampire...
PRODUCER: Got it. Beautiful vampire movie about innocent love with the intensity of a Studio Ghilbi movie, like "Spirited Away." Simple enough. One question, though: can it work if we cast American actors?
DIRECTOR: NO. Shut uph, Producer.