Saturday, January 23, 2016

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Movie Review: The Revenant

STAR STAR STAR STAR STAR

The Pitch Review

LEO: Al. Put it back. I was watching that. 
ALEJANDRO: No way, man. That survival nature show is bullsh**. 
LEO: Let's see how YOU would survive in the wild. Bear Grylls would wipe his ass with you.
ALEJANDRO: Is that a challenge? An intimate in-your-face challenge? Impossible-style?
LEO: Damn strait. Let's see you movie THAT, beeotch. 
ALEJANDRO: fine. You're the lead. Let's see what you can take. 
LEO: fine. But you'll sh** the bed when you see what I do. 
Bear Grylls? I'll wear a f***in' bear on my back, baby. And I dare you to outdo your drums & music than your last Oscar flick. I wanna hear an "Ode to tinnitus," if I make it through 10 extreme production days. Oh! And hey. Put in a guy that's in Star Wars. You know, impress me. 
ALEJANDRO: now how do you feel about f^^^ing a bear?* Too much?
LEO: Shut up, Alejandro. 
*not in movie