Waste 2 minutes of your importantly busy day watching this.

https://youtu.be/g9AIEd-DLsU

Spoiler alert: if you call the number*, it's for a different item.

*yes, I called it secretly hoping they had them in stock.  Hahahaha! Yes, I was disappointed to find out that - shockingly - it's not for sale through them. 

BUT, the friendly people from Florida did call to confirm whether I wanted the new item. No, no I don't. But thanks anyway. And you have a lovely day, too! :)

Movie Review: Pixels

STAR 1/2

JOSH GAD: Hi, guys! Thanks for inviting me to -
ADAM: [Chanting in a low, monotone] MER-CHAN-DI-SING

JOSH: Um, okay, but we should work on some scenes to work the acting into -
PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting together] MER-CHAN-DI-SING

JOSH: Seriously, guys, we can't let the kids open this movie without some preparation. They'll bomb if we don't help them with the acting. Ha! Who do I think I'm talking to?! Wait, you haven't even read the script?! Tell me you were joking about having no budget for the writing...
DIRECTOR & PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting] MER-CHAN-DI-SING

JOSH: [to self] "There's no small parts, only small actors...there's no small parts, only small actors..."
KEVIN: Dude, I don't think you need to worry about being a "small" anything... [Chanting] PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN

EVERYONE: Shut up, Kevin...MER-CHAN-DI-SING!

Whitesnake concert tonight

Loud band. 

They had fun. 

There ya go.

(What?! Not even a haiku? Nope.)

Sunset now

For fun...

Favorite movie tonight

Here's my plan:

1. Watch movie

2. Paint toes red while watching movie

3. Sleep

4. Get up, have coffee (cream & sugar, obviously)

5. Go surfing (!!! yay!!!)

6. Shower & wear a dress & heels

7. Go play, eat, drink, & be merry

8. Sleep

So...who's with me?! Come with me!

movie...withdrawal...h...e...l...p...

Awwww.  Poor, poor, sad dinosaur. And that's how I feel.

sooo sad I haven't seen a movie in AGES. 

The world is all wrong.

Except for THIS one, and it SUCKED.

I'm mad about it.

Sure, it was beautiful. Great! Right? 

WRONG.

I don't think a lamer, more annoying, supremely - what's another word for "annoying"- bothersome, irksome, tedious, (yes...more more more! Gimme more words for annoying!) animation has scrolled across my retinas in quite some time. and I freakin' LOVE cartoons! This one does not count as a cartoon.   Okay, okay, so I forgot it was animated. So the animation is insanely gorgeous. So the art is fabulous. But the story? F***.  Just kill me slowly with ANYTHING.

Rabbits. Ducks. Bunnies. 

Ooh! "Duck & Bunny" - a Snuggery.  

Delicious. What an amazing restaurant. If you haven't been, GO.

Can't wait to see the new Terminator movie...If you see it, shhhhh. Don't ruin it!