Movie Review: Mad Max - Fury Road

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The Pitch Review

director: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MAKING YOU SICK CARD ?
writer: NO. HE SAID IT MAKES HIS DICK HARD.
producer: HA! F$%& - YEAH! ROCK ON!!!

writer: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID. HEY. DUDE. THIS IS TOTALLY FRONT-LOADED AND DRIPPING WITH TESTOSTERONE. WHAT DID YOU TAKE TOO MUCH VIAGRA OR SOMETHING? PASS IT AROUND, MAN!

director: EFF YEAH! WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS HAPPEN, AND HAPPEN HARD. THIS IS GONNA BE SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. BUT FAST. AND LOUD. LIKE MOTHER EFFING STAR WARS GONE NAUGHTY, DARK, AND ON CRACK.

Charlize: PASS THE RED BULL, WILL YA? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT YOUR MOM F$#&ING A HORSE ON ITS BACK? 

director: SHUT UP, CHARLIZE.