Movie Review: Halo - Nightfall*

STAR 3/4

The Pitch Review

WRITER: You love video games and war stuff, too. Let's make a movie about soldiers! Hooah?

DIRECTOR: Hooah!
PRODUCER: Sure! For soldiers, by soldiers. Hooah?
WRITER: Hooah!
DIRECTOR: Keep it simple, people. But high-speed simple. Ooorah?

EVERYONE: [pummeling director - in the joking-yet-painfully-hazing-soldierly-camaraderie-way] Shut up, Director!


* blech. My review is almost as boring and uninspired as the movie was to me (quite boring). Don't bother. You're better off picking your nose.