Movie Review: Blade Runner 2049

The Pitch Review: Blade Runner 2049

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GOSLING: You sure it should be that long?
DIRECTOR: Yes.
FORD: We're really gonna do this? What about the story. Tell me it's good.
DIRECTOR: Yes.
GOSLING: What about the audience and if they have to pee?
DIRECTOR: They can hold it.

MUSIC DIRECTOR: Like the music notes! Yes! I'll sustain the notes [whispering]  f o r e v e r...

LETO: Okay, but can the audience hold it that long, or should be pass out panty-liners with their tickets?


FORD & GOSLING: Shut up, Leto.

Movie review: Jason Bourne

The Pitch Review: Jason Bourne

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DIRECTOR: Here's your list of "NO's".

1. No smiling

2. No dialogue

3. No steady cam

4. No rules of physics applicable in car chases

5. No such thing as too many extras - think of any kind of mob scene you can imagine.

MATT: Um, okay. How about "No point...no storyli-
TOMMY LEE: [interrupting] Shut up, Matt.

Le moon