The Pitch Review
SCARLETT: Hey, I've been wanting to be in my own solo kickass chick movie FOREVER. I want to do this one.
WRITER: Yeah! You're so hot, it doesn't matter what you do.
MORGAN: Because she wouldn't be doing it by herself.
DIRECTOR: Well it's like I said. This one is perfect. Cool premise, fun action. And it's all about you. I picture tying in all these flashes, quasi animated, quilted into the story to explain the...the story. Because it's a weird concept.
SCARLETT: I can do weird. Like this (twitching). If I used 100% of my brain that's what it'd look like. Twitchy.
DIRECTOR: Hm. Maybe you should alternate twitchy with sullen. And a little bitchy?
SCARLETT: Fine. But I want my own car chase.
WRITER: Absolutely. A one person car chase. I think I can throw that in. Yeah. That IS weird. I'll make it really long just for you.
DIRECTOR: I guess we'll make that work...
SCARLETT: And I want Morgan Freeman in it.
PRODUCER: Why wouldn't she use her brain power for something useful? Like making the whole world climax simultaneously?
SCARLETT: Shut up, Morgan.
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