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The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Oh man! Are you f&%*ing KIDDING me?! It's EVERYTHING I want in a movie! It's fresh, new, I love it! To be this good, we'll have to incorporate some big name product placement, though...
WRITER: F#%* it. I'll make it work. Let's own it. The audience can smell fear. We will own the brand loud & proud. Can I get an "Amen?"
Samuel: "Amen," brother! It's going to entertain the sh%# out if everyone. Man...intense. I mean, man, how the hell did you do that? That story is TIGHT!
COSTUME DESIGNER: Ooooh! Yeth! Thith ith fabulouth! I thee thuits, and plaid...
DIRECTOR: Seriously. Wait until you see where we take this. They're going to be completely blown away.
SAMUEL: (Costume guy, say that again. Did you say "suits?" "Thuits!" I love this guy!) Colin, I had no idea you were so versatile! Action? Seriously? There's some SERIOUS action in this. Inappropriately gruesomely hysterical. Can you handle it?
COLIN: Samuel, my friend, of course. I intend to create a new breed of gentleman. This kid is unbelievable. It's going to be a new franchise. And with this clever writing, it's inevitable.
DIRECTOR : Oh, there's gonna be crazy action like you've never seen. And we'll open with a BAM...end with a BAM, have the WHOLE THING JUST f%#%ing BAM! Yes!!!
PRODUCER: Right, sustain it the whole time. That's key. It's going to be F#%#ING AWESOME! And yes, they'll totally care about the characters. Almost cry. But it's not that kind of movie. Nice job with the story & script, dude. Impressive.
SAMUEL: Let me try this..."Imprethive."
DIRECTOR: Hahaha!
PRODUCER: Hahaha!
COLIN: HAHAHAHAHA!
COSTUME DESIGNER: Thut up, Thamuel.
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