50 Shades of Utter Stupidity

I watched the trailer for the actual "50 Shades of Gray" movie. 

I'll spare you, and give you the better version here:

Is it me? Or do these characters supremely annoy? LAME.  

I couldn't care less about them. Except that I want to just smack that stupid look off her face. 

See, even he can't take it.

"Hey, dumbass. You're an idiot. You have no soul, no spine, and nothing interesting to say, either."

- me to her

Eww. I'd never ever in a gazillion years "do" her.  So gross.  

And any idiot guy that's all over that is...oh whatever. What do I care? They can have each other. You know, maybe it's better that way. I cannot believe this is what stimulates so many women. Wait, maybe I'm the weird one? Hmmmm. Fine. I'll be weird, then. 

But if there's a guy out there that wants/likes/needs that, you suck. And not in the fun way. Yes. That way.

Yes, I need more sleep. Yes, I am grumpy. Apologies for the attitude. Thank you. :)