STAR STAR
The Pitch Review
DIRECTOR: You know, Empire Strikes Back is clearly the best Star Wars Movie.
WRITER: What about Return of the Jedi?
DIRECTOR: Clearly you don't know what you're talking about. I'm want to make a movie as an homage to the Star Wars Empire. I'm talking sets, character-extras, costuming, music...
PRODUCER: If we make it too long, the CGI will suffer.
CHANNING: I don't care. Just give me tons of action scenes. And I wanna rollerblade.
MILA: Ooh! I want to do stunts!
CHANNING: Honey, stick to what you're good at. Which is...
PRODUCER: ...
DIRECTOR: ...
WRITER: ...
MILA: Well at least I'm cute. And so what if there's absolutely NO chemistry between me & Channing.
MILA: Stick in someone that looks like Ashton. That'll be some chemistry!
WRITER: How do we make the bad guy creepy?
DIRECTOR: Easy. Make him whisper the entire movie. But with random bouts of yelling.
CHANNING: The way you're talking, it might feel like a film student's thesis where they just discovered the green screen, but whatever. Rollerblading! And dude, it's no Star Wars. Seriously. Clearly.
WRITER: Shut up, Channing.
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