The Pitch Review: Whorders**
DIRECTOR: No no no. We can't move the prostitutes. Their pimp said no way in hell would he relocate. It's gotta stay in So Cal.
WRITER: it's better that way! Maybe we can get the Red Hot Chili Peppers to cameo in it - they green-lighted their music for the soundtrack, so they might be into it. 
DIRECTOR: Hell yeah! It's about time someone made a Mockumentary about a troop of prostitutes and their sub-culture where hierarchy is established through signed concert tickets.
PRODUCER: Seriously! I love the one that's always getting all the words wrong to the Chili Peppers songs...she's hilarious! We'll have to put the right words on the screen so it reads where she's messing up...
DIRECTOR: everyone gets the words wrong. It'll be enlightening!
WRITER: So who should we cast as the alpha whore?
DIRECTOR: How about your mom?
WRITER: Shut up, Director.
* my homage to Mockumentaries: a "Mockritique"
**this isn't a movie, but totally should be.
Okay, here's my mocumoments: I want to star as the alpha whore. Actually. Nevermind... I want to be the pimp.
ReplyDeleteYou be the pimp.
ReplyDeleteI'm the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :)