STAR STAR 1/2
The Pitch Review
WRITER: Awww, come on. It's a new concept. And addresses the today's teens' worst nightmares. Like a teen modern day "Blair Witch Project." If that sacred people, anyways. Don't tell me that doesn't scare the sh$@ out of you...
DIRECTOR: Hm? What? Sorry. Multitasking. Um, yeah. We'll do it all from the perspective of the user. It's our target audience, anyways.
PRODUCER: True dat. For the screen-savvy, and screen addicted, it'll work. Scare those teens enough to make 'em drop their phones their palms are so sweaty. But laughable.
DIRECTOR: Hm? Come again? Oh, yeah. Teen drama. All over it. Sweaty palms.
PRODUCER: So should we...I don't know, electronically traumatize them? You know, into internet-permanence and cyber-bullying awareness? (Yelling at teens) Hey! Guys! Shut off the dam camera phones! This is a private meeting!
TEENS: (laughing hysterically and running off yelling) Shut up, Producer!
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