Movie Review: Furious7

STAR STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review

DIRECTOR: Did we forget anything? Go over the list again.
THE ROCK: Again?! Come on, man. It's in there!
PRODUCER: We got it all. Man, that was a great idea to include everyone's ideas for possible scenes in the movie!
WRITERS: You don't think it's too much? Or waaaaaay to long, do you?
DIRECTOR: No way, man! We have to put it all in! For Paul!
EVERYONE: (all together, toasting a Corona) For Paul!

DIRECTOR: Are you sure we didn't forget anything? I don't want to miss anything. List, dammit!
WRITER: Okay. We got the desert car race, the "SHH"...
THE ROCK: [What's SHH?]
VIN DIESEL: ["Skin, Heels, & Hair." Come on, dude. Everyone knows that. SHH.]

WRITER: ...love story, family story, friend story, jokester, insanely crazy stunts, sped-up fighting, girl-on-girl fighting, multiple bad-guy story lines, death, revenge story, car chases, mountain chases,

helicopters, explosions, flashbacks, more SHH, billionaire extravagance, global film locations, one-liners...(out of breath)...
DIRECTOR: check, check, check, check,check,check,check,check, check,check,check,check,check, check,check,check,check,check, check,check,check,check,check...
THE ROCK: Man, it's fun, and funny and all, but damn. It goes on and on and on and on, doesn't it? It's like Prego, "It's in there." 

DIRECTOR: Shut up, Dwayne.