The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Yeah, it's those guys. And that hot chick that got all down on my junk. I promised I'd make her tits famous.
DIRECTOR: So how does he deal with hangovers? A little "hair of the dog?!" (badum pshh)
WRITER: Shut up, dog.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Movie Review: Wolfcop
STAR STAR STAR
The Pitch Review
WRITER: Come on! It'll be fun! You know you've always wanted to make a cheeky, intentionally cheesy, badass, irreverent monster flick. Dude, he's a werewolf lush of a cop!
PRODUCER: Dog, you've been watching waaaaay too many Broken Lizard flicks. But okay. I'll get you the cash. But my buddy's band is doing all the music. And I wanna see some gross sh&# that'll make them laugh.
DIRECTOR: Fine. Fine. Hey, the band, is it those guys we partied with the other night? Man, I can hardly remember that night...
PRODUCER: Yeah, it's those guys. And that hot chick that got all down on my junk. I promised I'd make her tits famous.
DIRECTOR: So how does he deal with hangovers? A little "hair of the dog?!" (badum pshh)
WRITER: Shut up, dog.
The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Yeah, it's those guys. And that hot chick that got all down on my junk. I promised I'd make her tits famous.
DIRECTOR: So how does he deal with hangovers? A little "hair of the dog?!" (badum pshh)
WRITER: Shut up, dog.
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