The Pitch Review
JACKIE: I want to do a movie like Indiana Jones.
DIRECTOR: Um, okay...
JACKIE: But with technology like in Mission Impossible.
DIRECTOR: Um, all right...
JACKIE: And where I get to do super cool stunts. We'll open the coolest stunt they've never seen before, it'll catch their interest. You know, hope they get to see more like that.
PRODUCER: And over-done sets that'll remind them of Goonies!
DIRECTOR: If we do all that, there won't be any budget left over for a story, Jackie.
PRODUCER: Jackie doesn't care about stories, just stunts.
DIRECTOR: That's rude, Producer.
PRODUCER: Oooh! Yes! Rude! Let's film it in France! That'll justify double subtitles!
JACKIE: Shut up, Producer.






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