The Pitch Review
WRITER: ...and then CK says the thing about the other dude and yells "suck a f$@&ing bag of dicks!" Hyuk ahyuk. Hey, man, are you paying attention?
DIRECTOR: (*snorting*) Wha-...what? Oh, dude, sorry...I'm just so beat. No no, I was listening. "The thing with the dude," and "all people are monsters," or something. Wait, are there monsters in this? No? Lame. (Yawning...)
PRODUCER: Bickering, some tits, blood, it'll be fine. HEY. Dude. Wake up.
DIRECTOR: (Snorting) Sh- fzz- wh-, oh god...you're still here. YOU suck a bag-o-dicks. This story sucks. Are we really gonna make this movie?
WRITER: Yes. Shut up, dude.
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