Movie Review: Three Days to Kill

STAR STAR STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review: Three Days to Kill

PRODUCER: It's a dude flick they can take their woman to. Action, suspense...But ahhhh, the women... beautiful French and American women. Lovely to admire...

KEVIN: You know, I kinda like this. You've got all the action in there - it could use a little more, but that's just me - and lots of "story" to it. Maybe too much. And it's surprisingly funny. But I don't want to do a comedy, here.

WRITER: You don't think the comedy is too...cheesy?

KEVIN: No. Absolutely not. It gives the characters dimension. There's tons of stories to follow interwoven in the big story. But it all comes back to "family." Nice touch, guys.

WRITER: Hey! Do you want me to make them cry?

DIRECTOR: Absolutely not.  It's supposed to be a suspense action film! For guys.  And I want to see a lot of red lipstick.

KEVIN: I do like the idea of making it a little cheesy, though.  After all, most of it filmed in Paris. They're all about cheese...you know...But only for the sake of the women viewers...give them the cheese they want.

DIRECTOR: Shut up, Kevin.