STAR STAR STAR STAR 1/2
The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Peter, can I top off your drink?
PETER: Hm? Oh! No, no thanks. So, as I was saying...You all know his will be a magnificent ending/beginning. We cannot settle for anything less. No way are we going to disappoint. So let's give it all to them.
PRODUCER: Yes! No budgetary constraints, so build build build! I want to see impressive everything - from CGI, to the action sequences. (Pete, want some more chips & guacamole?)
PETER: (What? No, thanks. I'm good.) But absolutely! The pacing is critical. I see the action building, but it's gotta be beautiful action. A Masterful crescendo of choreography on the battle scenes. Same for the individual fight scenes. Think "grand scale awesomeness."
ACTORS: Consider it done. We're all in!
PRODUCER: Oh my goodness, this will led itself to an amazing video game!
WRITERS: But it's more than that! the story will carry through, and damn if they don't cry. I will not have them leaving without getting full body chills. We'll attack the main themes: honor, friendship, love,
ORLANDO: Speaking of which, what's the story with the she-elf & the dwarf? Is it love, or just a single-sided crush?
IAN McKLELLAN: You must follow it through, darling. Peter might insist on the masochistic emotional masturbation you refer to as a "crush," or he could run with "love." What do you think?
PRODUCER: Ian, you're fabulous. They've got to know not to drink a large beverage, though, 'cause they won't want to get up to pee & miss a thing! (Speaking of which, Pete, do you have to use the head? I'll go with you if you want....)
PETER: Shut up, dude.
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