The Pitch Review
WRITER ("ME")/PRODUCER ("MYELF")/DIRECTOR ("I") = same person
"ME": [In English accent, slamming door & yelling at it] Bugger off! Bang them all... I don't care... This is MY bloody story. I'm telling it MY BLOODY WAY. I wrote it, and if they think I'll let them turn it into Chinese whispers, they're bloody gagging. I'll produce it & direct it myself. Yes. That's what I'll do. Who are they to tell me it needs more this or that. Hmmf.
"MYSELF": I know exactly how to tell this love story of "Quantum entitlement." I'll use color. And tone. They both represent frequencies, anyways. It's an odd concept, but someone will get it. Sure, it's an odd tale with "Hollywood potential," but I will not - I repeat - [yelling out the door] NOT FILM THIS IN LOS ANGELES and turn it pear shaped!
"I": I mean, luck is just a frequency, isn't it? Yes. Yes, it is. And I feel lucky. Their bloody changes will make it all sixes and sevens! If I want to make a strange love tale with fantasy, science, raw emotion, and...strangeness, that's exactly what I'll do!
"ME": (yelling out the door) And I WILL DO IT WELL, MARK MY WORDS!
LANDLADY: Shut up, you!
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