Movie Review: Django Unchained

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The Pitch Review: Django Unchained

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CHRISTOPHER WALTZ: So is this a commentary on slavery and race in America?

QUENTIN. Not ... Exactly. It'sMore...

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JAMIE: It'll be great to work with these actors and film crew, man!  I can't wait to show you how good I am on a horse.  I can ride ride ride.  I'm diggin' this movie. Leo, man, you play such a great ass****.

CHRISTOPHER: It's so...insightful on human nature. And so violent, like man really is. And so...

LEONARDO. Juicy?

JAMIE. Shut up, Leo.