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The Pitch Review
WRITER: Ever tried to masturbate in bed without waking up your partner?
DIRECTOR: Who hasn't? Its awkward, especially if you get caught. This'll be like that, but in space - address all sorts of life's awkward moments!
PRODUCER: And you know how everything seems much more interesting when the people involved are good-looking & talented. Let's do that. As if Wes Anderson took on Star Trek. And 70's EVERYTHING. HILARIOUS!
WRITER: Hey! Hahaha! Let's throw in a robot therapist! Who doesn't fall in love with a robot therapist? It'd make the perfect Christmas gift! Classic. (And characters that need it, am I right?)
DIRECTOR: YES! And a robotic hand! Ha!
PRODUCER: And a tiny bit of Nudity? Yes. We can throw in smidge of perfect space tits & ass. 70s naughtiness & civilian drama in space. Gender issues galore. Women's career stuff, love, loneliness (especially loneliness). Lets reside in those awkward moments. Man, this'll be a cult classic.
ROBOT THERAPIST: Does a "tiny bit of nudity" mean I get to see Liv's boobs?
LIV: Shut up, robot therapist.
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