Movie Re-Review: Transformers Age of Extinction

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The Pitch Review

DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, WRITER, etc. etc.: [chanting]
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Mark Wahlberg! 
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Mark! 
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OPTIMUS PRIME: Mark Wahlberg!

MARK: Shut up, Optimus.

*Oh, jeez. I really, really, really hoped it'd be better the second time. Nope. Admittedly, even though the story only needed 5 minutes to wrap up, I didn't have the heart/stomach/patience to spend the actual HALF HOUR necessary to wrap it up. And without Mark Wahlberg in the movie, no way. HE totally carries it (just not to the happy ending). Boo.  Oh well.