The Pitch Review
LEO: Al. Put it back. I was watching that. 
ALEJANDRO: No way, man. That survival nature show is bullsh**.
LEO: Let's see how YOU would survive in the wild. Bear Grylls would wipe his ass with you.
ALEJANDRO: Is that a challenge? An intimate in-your-face challenge? Impossible-style?
LEO: Damn strait. Let's see you movie THAT, beeotch.
ALEJANDRO: fine. You're the lead. Let's see what you can take.
LEO: fine. But you'll sh** the bed when you see what I do. 
Bear Grylls? I'll wear a f***in' bear on my back, baby. And I dare you to outdo your drums & music than your last Oscar flick. I wanna hear an "Ode to tinnitus," if I make it through 10 extreme production days. Oh! And hey. Put in a guy that's in Star Wars. You know, impress me.
ALEJANDRO: now how do you feel about f^^^ing a bear?* Too much?
LEO: Shut up, Alejandro.
*not in movie
Ha! I know. I can't shut up about it. It's THAT impressive. Set a new standard in my mind. And not just in the "you're effing kidding me. The production value was INSANEly awesome. Wow. Beautiful and sustained and intense and and and..." Oooh! And now when I think something is "hard," I'm like "Really? You think that's hard? Shut up, whiny baby. You can take WAY more than that. And yes, it could be waaaaay worse - and you'd be okay." (stupid, amazing, thinky movie.)
ReplyDeleteAhhh, the perils of seeing movies alone...no one to talk to about it, yet! ONE of you has to see it! Sheesh!
Hm? What? It's time for bed and you can tell because I'm repeating myself again & again & again? Okay. Kisses, hugs, and snuggles to you. Especially the kisses. And the hugs. And the snuggles. (tired. repeating self. signing off)