Movie Review: Big Ass Spider

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The Pitch Review

WRITER: At least I still get to name the movie. And so I lost the bet. Get over it. It could be worse. 

DIRECTOR: I'm finding that hard to believe, but let's go with it. Christ. Who's gonna wanna be in this? 

PRODUCER: Um...Chicks. With boobs. 

And hair. We go heavy on extras, right? Let's have them run. 

WRITER: Yeah. From spiders. Big ass spiders.

PRODUCER: Freaky genetically alien giant spiders! Yeah!

WRITER: Exactly. 

Big. 

Ass. 

Spiders. 

That'll sum it up perfectly.

DIRECTOR: Let's call it "Tarantazombiezilla!" Give it some class! [doing jazz hands]

WRITER: Shut up, Director.