Movie Review: Trainwreck

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The Pitch Review

AMY: For real? Anything I want?

PRODUCER: Yeah! They're begging for it!

AMY: I've always wanted to do something like Sex in the City...

PRODUCER: It's Sex "and..." not "in"

AMY: What? Whatever.

DIRECTOR: Oh my gawd, it'll be fabulous! I want unseductive awkward-sex to hold it all together. 

AMY: But I get to play all the Sex & the City [punching producer] characters wrapped into one person. I can totally play a super slutty promiscuous selfish alcoholic pot-smoking annoying pathetically non-redeeming bitchy New York City magazine writer. It's so me! Check! Except Charlotte.

 I won't do her. She bugs. I'll write her into another character, like a goody-too-shoes sister or something. Yeah! And I'll only wear really short dresses!

PRODUCER: It's "goody-two...," not "too..."

AMY: What? Whatever.

DIRECTOR: Are you comfortable with awkward sex scenes?

PRODUCER: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Her?! HAHAHAHAHA!

AMY: Shut up, producer.