Movie Review: The Last Stand (2015)

STAR STAR STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review

ARNOLD: Precisely. Like zih A-Teahm. Iht waaahs a ghrrate show.
DIRECTOR: The music? Or the characters? Or the story?

ARNOLD: Ahll of iht.  Modernized, uhv couhrse.
MUSIC (& sound) GUY: Hell, yeah, man.  I love Murdock! That crazy sun-uv-a-bitch. I'm gonna sneak the music in real good, and ride the cochlear nerve like a cowboy dancing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
ARNOLD: Vuht the f***, guy?
DIRECTOR: Him? He's good. He can set the tone without it owning you. Ignore him, though.
PRODUCER: So this will be fun. A modernized, bloody, gory, movie-length A-Team with Arnold. Yeah, it can work.
MUSIC GUY: I don't know if I buy Arnold as Murdock.

ARNOLD: Ahhm noht Murhdohk, foohl. Ahhm Haaahnibahl. You knowh. "Ahh luvh iht wehn a plahn comes togehther."

MUSIC GUY: More like "Aahhh aint gehtin ohn noh airplaine," no?

ARNOLD: Shuht uhp...or you're dehd.