Movie Review: Jurrasic World

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The Pitch Review

CHRIS: Hell yeah! This is fun stuff! I'm so your guy for this! Dinosaurs?! WOOHOO!

PRODUCER: I think it's time we did this story again. Audiences are craving that good 'ol nostalgia of back in the day. Man I loved those dinosaurs! And it's such a big story!
DIRECTOR: A little Romancing the Stone might work in this, too.

BRYCE: Oh...okay...What if I don't have chemistry with the male lead? Who is it? Chris Pratt?
CHRIS: Ha! You must be joking. Everyone has chemistry with me.

PRODUCER: Well, the magnitude of the story will cover for anything your acting might lack, sweetheart.

DIRECTOR: It's gonna be like a roller coaster...click click click click click click...then SWOOSH take them on the ride they're dying to go on!
CHRIS: Yeah. I like it! Ha! I love how you set it up to seem like it's for the kids, and then BAM! It's not for little kids at all! Awesome! Those dinos are so freakin' cool! I can't wait to see them!

PRODUCER: You know, eventually, it's gonna be a theme park for real.
DIRECTOR: Oh, man, this movie is gonna be so entertaining. We'll hit 'em hard with the dinosaur action. I'm not letting the audience leave without getting their solid dinosaur fix.
CHRIS: Hold on. Wait a minute. First of all, say "dinosaur" one more time. And secondly, seriously? Did she just doubt my animal attraction? Sh**. Even the freakin' dinosaurs have chemistry with me. 

Yeah! Use it. Put it in the story! But nothin' freaky. I ain't doin' no dinosaurs. Wait, is that in the script? Okay. I'll do it. CGI a hot one, though.

SPIELBERG: Shut up, Chris.