Assume the Armageddon Position, please

Okay. So I've been giving it a lot of thought, and have come to a conclusion. It seems that when the sh** is gonna go down, you've gotta assume the position. "What position would that be," you ask yourself. I shall tell you.

Just do it.

 Look at all this evidence of the awesome power of kneeling!

 (Okay, maybe Iron Man a little less. But come on. Still...)

 Awww, yeah. There it is. One of my favorites.

 Even this guy. That's hard-core awesomeness down on its knees!

So. Down. 

Down on your knees. 

Low center of gravity, looks super cool, and might be the only thing

keeping you from an embarrassing death.

You've been warned.

(DA DA DUUUUUUUUM)

(hahahahahaha!)

And I love you. :)