(Unratable)*
The Pitch Review 
THE MOM: Honey, you can't carry this anger forever. It's not a demonic STD. You should do something productive with your anger. You're so talented, sweetheart. And so good at telling stories. You should create something to express yourself!
And have them talking afterwards FOREVER trying to solve it. Because people want to solve puzzles and feel smart. Yeah, I can scare the f$*% out of them. There aren't enough f$&!ing Seinfelds out there to erase the scary from their imaginations...
WRITER: Mom, seriously?! Pshhhh. FINE. But it's gonna scare the shit out of them. I mean make them watch it with hands-over-their-eyes-covering-their-ears scary.
THE MOM: Language, dear.
WRITER: (under breath) Shut up, mom.
THE MOM: What did you say?
WRITER: I love you, mom.
*out of my rating league
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