The Pitch Review
DIRECTOR: [Yawning] okay...geez...why is there so much needless drama in this again?
PRODUCER: [yawning] Oh. Right. The drama...[yawning again] because our audience is predominantly teenage girls.
WRITER & DIRECTOR: (simultaneously) Hamster bladder!
PRODUCER: Precisely. They won't miss too much when they get up in clans to drain the hamster bladders. Like a soap opera. Pauses and transitions kind of like that. You know, lame unnecessarily necessary drama.
WRITER: Don't forget to film an awkward shirtless kissing scene. Not too much heat- throw it on even if the actors aren't comfortable with it.
DIRECTOR: [yawning] sorry, dude, yawns are contagious...it's not the bad story, or painful editing potential, or strained acting we're in for...mostly...
WRITER: Shut up, Director. [yawning]
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