Movie Review: Get Hard

STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review

KEVIN: Um, didn't Eddie Mirphy do this one already?

WILL: Yeah. "Trading Spaces," wasn't it?

DIRECTOR: It's not the same! It's different. Well, a more  modern take.

PRODUCER: and it's got you both in it, so it'll be funny! Come on...people will appreciate the gravity of some heavy social commentary in their movie. Racism, wealth disparity, light homosexuality; just some fun stuff. I think it's fun, anyways. 

KEVIN: I don't know, man. It's a little too...commentary-y.  I mean, are you sure we should open with such a downer mood? It picks up at the end, but shouldn't the first impression be more, I don't know, funny.

WILL: Yeah. Ha. Light homosexuality. Play on the title & all. That's almost funny. But we should beat it to death. Kill it dead. So it's not alive. Or breathing.  Well as long as it's gonna suck, why not throw in a dick for you to suck, Kevin?

KEVIN: Shut up, Will.