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The Pitch Review: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
DIRECTOR: Everyone and their mother is gonna see this, so we better make it good. I wanna make it a classic "I'm glad I saw that on the big screen" experience.
WOODY: my character is sober in this film? That's okay. I can play post-rehabbian, if that's a word. What? It's not? Okay. It is now, heh heh heh.
JENNIFER: how much will I have to carry this?
DIRECTOR: Sweetheart, you don't have anything to worry about. That face (lots of close-ups, darling)...your talent...Between you, the other actors (and their gorgeous looks), the seamless script, costuming...it'll be the whole package.
DIRECTOR: Sweetheart, you don't have anything to worry about. That face (lots of close-ups, darling)...your talent...Between you, the other actors (and their gorgeous looks), the seamless script, costuming...it'll be the whole package.
PRODUCER: Fantastic! We won't spare expense on the sets or action sequences. I know it might appear to appeal to teenage girls, but we're gonna give everyone something to suck 'em in and keep them happy. I'm talking explosions. Drama. Mood- setting. To the end. Remember, most of them have read all the books...
JENNIFER: oh yeah! There's another one after this one!
WOODY: So this one better be good enough to ignore all the food-smacking, loud nose-breathing old fogies & keep 'em happy they saw it in a packed theater. 'Cause it'll be worth seeing like that. And hey, Jennifer, you're into singers. Let's show your boyfriend what you've got. With those pipes.
JENNIFER: Shut up, Woody.
JENNIFER: oh yeah! There's another one after this one!
WOODY: So this one better be good enough to ignore all the food-smacking, loud nose-breathing old fogies & keep 'em happy they saw it in a packed theater. 'Cause it'll be worth seeing like that. And hey, Jennifer, you're into singers. Let's show your boyfriend what you've got. With those pipes.
JENNIFER: Shut up, Woody.
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