Movie Review: Crowsnest

1/2 STAR

The Pitch Review: Crowsnest

GUY1: Dude. I love this f***ing camera. Check it out.
GUY2: Dude. We should make a movie with it!
GUY1: Dude. Totally! Let's make a horror flick. Film it like the Blair Witch Project! Hey, we'll ask those hot chicks if they wanna be in it.

GUY2: Should we have them try out for the parts? Read a script & all?
GUY1: No, man. It doesn't f***ing matter if they can't act. They'll just be stoked to be in a movie.  And we don't need a script. What, can you even write?
GUY2: Dude. No. Who cares.
GUY1: Good point. No one'll care. So f*** character development. We got the hot chicks, and that's enough.
GUY2: I got a new movie-making program on my computer, and I'll slap some scenes together, throw in some cliche scary stuff.
GUY1: Like a creepy little girl in her pajamas holding a stuffed animal. She won't even have to read anything.

GUY1: Dude, can you even read?
GUY2: Shut up, dude.