Movie Review: Spectre

STAR STAR STAR 1/2

The Pitch Review

DANIEL: [British accent] Oh god. Must I? Again?
AGENT: We've been over this before, Daniel. You have a contract.
 PRODUCER: But you're so great at it! Come on...we've got the really good tailor who makes those suits fit you like a glove!

DIRECTOR: Give it a go, old chap! Guns blazing & all!
DANIEL: Why is this one seem so long? Truly. This one isn't so special, now, is it?
WRITER: Sure it is! We use [reverently whispering] a i r c r a f t...And I've paced it to mirror the feeling of recurring nap-jerks. Slowwww, FAST, slows, FAST. Like that.
AGENT: (Daniel, baby, just do it. Take the money and run. It's a classic Bond flick. Kiss the beautiful girls,

shoot the gun, punch some bad guys, fake some mind-blowing stunts, race around and BANG, you're out!)
PRODUCER: Did I mention the pants are amazing on you?
AGENT: Daniel, baby. The pants. On your body. With the girls. Say it with me: C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T.
DANIEL: Bugger off, Agent.