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WRITER: [ over-excited & Hyperventilating] And then...and then...and then...
PRODUCER: Breathe, dude...
DIRECTOR: I can totally see it! More cyber blood gooping up the shot! And random kung fu sequences! And chick ninjas with serious "skills," if ya know what I mean by "skills"!
WRITER: ...and then...and then...
DIRECTOR: Hey, get your buddy that's into computers to do the music. He'll figure out something, I don't care if it matches. Just get some ninja sound on the tape.
PRODUCER: Well, it's more kung fu, than ninja.
WRITER: [eyes bugging out]...and then...and then...ZOMBIES
PRODUCER: Ohmygod. Shut up, Writer. (But okay, zombies.)
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