DIRECTOR: Who's in for an attempt at a gangster movie ala Godfather?!
JOHNNY DEPP: Are you serious ?! I'm so in. But hold on, only if I get to wear something creepy.
PRODUCER: What? No, Johnny. Not too creepy. Contacts, maybe.
BENEDICT: shout out to Boston? I'll try that accent. How's this, "pahk the cah ovah theah."
PRODUCER: You nailed it. All yous need to sport little bellies, too. And some fun with the sets & period props.
DEPP: Will it have a great soundtrack, character development, pacing, or script like The Godfather?
DIRECTOR: Nah. Let's pay the actors instead.
DEPP: Fine. I'll wear Contacts. But channeling Golum, or you effing DEAD!
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