JOSH GAD: Hi, guys! Thanks for inviting me to -
ADAM: [Chanting in a low, monotone] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
JOSH: Um, okay, but we should work on some scenes to work the acting into -
PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting together] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
JOSH: Seriously, guys, we can't let the kids open this movie without some preparation. They'll bomb if we don't help them with the acting. Ha! Who do I think I'm talking to?! Wait, you haven't even read the script?! Tell me you were joking about having no budget for the writing...
DIRECTOR & PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
EVERYONE: Shut up, Kevin...MER-CHAN-DI-SING!
ADAM: [Chanting in a low, monotone] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting together] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
DIRECTOR & PRODUCER & ADAM: [Chanting] MER-CHAN-DI-SING
JOSH: [to self] "There's no small parts, only small actors...there's no small parts, only small actors..."
KEVIN: Dude, I don't think you need to worry about being a "small" anything... [Chanting] PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN
KEVIN: Dude, I don't think you need to worry about being a "small" anything... [Chanting] PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN, PAC-MAN
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