The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Boobs, bitches, and beavers. What's a word that starts with the letter "B," and means really funny?
FEMALE ACTORS: [in annoying valley girl bitchy unison] Wood.
WRITER: Shut up, beavettes.
Sunday, May 31, 2015
Movie Review: Zombeavers
STAR STAR STAR STAR
The Pitch Review
DIRECTOR: That's what I said. It's way better than you'd expect! Besides, there's no such thing as "too much beaver." That's my motto.
PRODUCER: Boobs, bitches, and beavers. What's a word that starts with the letter "B," and means really funny?
WRITER: Who cares. Just make those shorts extra short, and the boobs extra boob-y. And what makes a male audience more receptive than a chubby over beaver?
The Pitch Review
PRODUCER: Boobs, bitches, and beavers. What's a word that starts with the letter "B," and means really funny?
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